An Ugly Boy Documentary

(Iceland x Reader)

Chapter 2

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Pro’s and Con’s of having an older brother 

“You’ve gotta help me Lukas!” I cried out to my usually over bearing older brother, for once he was trying to get away from me. “Please, I’ll do anything!” I pressed harder and harder, trying my best to gain his attention. It wasn’t working.

“You know what you have to do.” His voice was cool and slow; I was beginning to get through to him, finally. “Say it.” He brushed out simply; I tightened my grip on his computer chair, thinking over the pro’s of the situation. I’d be getting help from one of the best, he had many girls under his thumb and they’d do just about anything for him but.....

“Fine. But after you teach me.” I rationed with him, Lukas spun in his chair to face me after closing a few browsers on his laptop. His usually dead eyes gleamed slightly at the small gesture. “This is your only chance.” It was risky to bargain with him but this was the only thing I could think of, those dreaded words of pure evil.

“You’d have to say them now E—“

“Your only chance Lukas.” I tested his willingness; a ghost of a smile began to take form as he shook my hand agreeing.  “Nice doing business with you.” I smiled back. “When do we start the lessons?” Lukas pondered for a moment staring down at me with great interest.

“I need to ask you a few questions before even starting the lessons.” Lukas moved his hand up to his chin and massaged it delicately before opening his mouth to ask the first question. “First off, how many girls are you willing to woa?” My face glue red after his question made contact.

“I…I only have one in mind.” The (h/c) haired beauty made her way into my thoughts, I couldn’t help but smile fondly of her as if by second nature. “She’s the girl of my dreams three times over!” I felt a sense of pride as I spoke my words of truth to my odd sibling.

“I see…..what would you do to gain her attention? Become a new man? Change yourself as a whole? Just for this one girl? This is a sacrifice you’ll have to make to woa just one person.” Lukas warned, his bright blue eyes turning to slits to see how truthful I really was to her, watching my every move to make sure.

“Yes. I would do anything for (f/n).” I moved my fist to my chest and nodded. Lukas clapped his hands and sat up out of his chair before patting my back harshly.

“I’m proud of you little brother, but….you’ve got a lot of work you need to do if you really plan on wowing this girl. Also, (f/n) is a great choice.” Did he know (f/n)? He seemed to speak fondly of her I hope he doesn’t have the hots for her or I’m done. “—No, I’ve just heard highly of her.” As if reading my mind Lukas disclosed any ideas that were brewing in my mind.

“Thank you, and good. She’s mine Lukas, I cannot stress this enough.” I glared causing the older male to hold his hands up in defeat. “Can we start that training now? I want to take her on a date by Friday.” Lukas’ face turned red with compressed laughter, I rolled my eyes; with his help I was sure I could do it by then.

“You’re joking right? With the traits you’re starting with you’ll need at least a full year of training. I want to groom you inside out since you’re only after one girl. You’ve got to become a man not a Casanova and doing so takes more than three days.” He stated, I nodded and thought over what he was saying, I’d need to learn how to talk to girls, lose some weight, gain a great personality, study up on my grades, and learn how to be less weird and more appealing.

“I can do it in six months. With determination I’m sure I can grab her by next semester.” Lukas’ eyes widened slightly before reverting back. “I’m sure I can..” I whispered softly.

“All for one girl…the things people can do. Alright, we’ll train in the mornings with work outs, I’ll ask….the Dane for assistance in that area and in the afternoons after school, instead of watching anime you’ll be studying how to be a true gentlemen with me everyday. At night I’ll have Tino teach you to cook and clean, and on weekends Berwald will help you with your studies from afternoon to evening. We will begin this tomorrow.” I felt my sweat drop, he was so serious…..I didn’t know if I could go through with this but I’d try my best.

“Ok, I’ll do my best.” Lukas nodded and I left the room.

End of chapter