Fates Tricky Methods 4 (Odd Trio x Reader)

Fates Tricky Methods 4

(Odd Trio x Reader)

Unknown pov-

“Sometimes I wonder why I was stuck with this, what did I do in my past life?” A lean dark featured man sighed quietly as he took a drag of his cigarette.

“Who knows and who cares, all that matters is that I get the girl. You know how hefty the price would be for her?” A younger man asked, bright lavender eyes dulled.

“I understand but….I don’t think the boys would be able to handle that….they’d damn near die.” He grabbed the cigarette and crushed it in his palm.

“I want my money. Do you want your family back or…?” The younger one smirked before turning around.

“No. I…I don’t want that.” He trembled under the his harsh words.

“Wonderful! I’m glad to hear that. I want the girl by the end of the week. I’m sure that’s enough time to decide what you consider to be right.” Large boots clunked loudly against the stone flooring of the empty kitchen.

“Of course..” He watched as the man closed the door with his oh so childish smile matching his demonic eyes.

“What have I done?”

“Forgive me (f/n).”
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Regular pov-

“YOU HEARD ME! CHE CAZZO!” I couldn’t help but feel my cheeks darken.

Of all the words he could have picked up…..he picked up that?

“My prince! Please calm down!” I looked to my side to see one of my servants yelling franticly.

“No! I will not calm down! I was promised her hand in marriage!” Allistor stood up quickly gripping the large table clothe.

“I already told you, I never promised you her hand. My daughter deserves some chose in her life. Ever since her mother died everything has been pre-planned.” My eyes widened….father.

“My wife always begged me to allow our daughter to pick her husband not the other way around. So, if you’re lucky she’ll agree.” Papa says nonchalantly as he stands up and pushes in his chair.

“Anyway, I wish everyone a good night at the castle, may you have pleasant dreams. Ciao.” The room was silent as papa disappeared through the darkened hallway.

“…….” I could not make a sound….everything was happening too fast.

“I suggest a good night sleep, it should calm everyone down. Buonanotte.” Valinteno looked tired, I guess tonight’s festivities wore him out.
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Not before long most of everyone was in their desired rooms.

Well everyone but me, I was pissed.

Beyond pissed.

Like REALLY pissed.

I opened my large door passing by my sleeping slacking guards.

“Princess.” I looked to the one person who was probably the best at protecting me.

“Hi there Ber.” I sighed as his dark blue eyes unintentionally glared into my (e/c).

He was worried. Again.

“I’m fine, I’m just going out to get some fresh air.” He didn’t look like he bought it but he nodded.

“Fine, yeah? Just be back before dawn.” I praised the swede before looking to the others making sure they were asleep.

“Thanks Ber.” He nodded before gently pushing me to the right.

“I promise to be back within the hour!” Or more …..depending on how stupid the idiots reasons were for doing this.

He nodded before sitting up against the wall again.

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Making it down another flight of stairs I entered the guest corridors.

“Now to find….” I could hear a door opening to my left.

“GAH!” I shouted silently before scurrying to a dark corner.

“I swear I heard a voice out here.” That sounded like Allistor.

Oh no.

“Whatever, might as well get a good smoke while I’m out here. I wonder where they keep the whisky.” He scratched his head as his dark green eyes locked with mine as he turned.

Shit!

He looked away slowly before going down the hall and turning a corner.

Good…

“Now onto their rooms…” I looked back and forth before running to where I thought they may have been staying.

I slowly opened the closest door to me and looked inside.

Ok….this was the king and queens room, I watched as they slept comfortably.

Closing the door I made my way passed Allistor’s room and to the next corner.

“Hey there.” I would have shouted had it not been for Allistor’s hand covering my mouth.

“I knew someone was down here.” He smiled.

“Never would’ve thought that a lass like ye would have the guts to come while I was sleepin’. I like that.” I blushed darkly before kicking his shins.

“Well get use to it.” I huffed before walking past him.

“Hey, hey, hey! Look I’m sorry for startling ye. As an apology I’ll take ye out on the town, I hear Italy is prettier at night.” I glared.

“No pretty boy I have stuff to do.” He scoffed.

“Thanks for the compliment I’m glad you think I’m hot, but come on.” I blushed again before continuing down the hall.


“So you’re going to ignore me? I sighed.

“I don’t like being ignored. So I’ll follow ye until you’re done.” I turned around to land face first into his chest.

“Noff Imf goodfg.” My voice was muffled.

“Too bad.” He chuckled before walking beside me.

“Where we sneakin’ to anyway?” I just kept going.

“Stay out here, if you hear anything ignore it. Keep watch.” He frowned.

“This is the other freaks’ rooms.” I scoffed this time.

“No these are some…..acquaintances of mine.” He looked slightly surprised.

“Is that so? I’ll keep that in mind. Don’t stay too long I still wanna go have a beer with ye.” I just sighed deeply before opening their door and closed it back before Allistor could follow.

“Hey (f/n)! What brings you here?” Vlad was sitting on his bed with a candle near his face making him look really scary.

“What do you want?”

“Cold as always Lukas?” I giggled before I noticed what he was doing.

Changing.

My face had been painted red yet again.

“I came to ask some questions.” He sighed.

“Where’s Francis?” I asked not seeing the jolly young man.

“I’m under here (F/n).” He popped his frightened face from under the soft sheets.

“What was that abou-“

“Vlad. Scary. Stories.” Francis said slowly.

“Oh.” I would have been scared too; Vlads humor was fucking disturbing.

“Ja, so what is it.” My anger returned.

“What in the fuck is this about being ‘princes’?” They looked like they were about to laugh.

“What if I told you that we were hidden royalty?” Francis offered smiling cheekly.

“That’s a lie.” I laughed yeah right.

“Its true!” Vlad squeaked.

“Anyway,” I rolled my eyes. “Why did you go through all of this?”

“Because we all have our reasons.” Lukas said monotonously while blushing harshly.

“Whatever, I’ll just have to wait until you all screw up.” I said smirking.

Horrified faces were their response.

“Why do you think we’ll screw up?” Francis asked, his ego coming in.

“Psh, you’re not royalty. It’s a big game where there are no winners. My parents will know that you’re frauds and call this weird choosing thing off, I’ll marry Allistor and move to England to become the next queen, end of story.” I spewed all of this out without thinking, I probably sounded so cold.

“Well then. We’ll just have to try harder wont we?” Vlad said accepting the challenge.

Francis and Lukas nodded in agreement.

“May the best man win!” I sighed before leaving the idiots to laugh and scoff a battle cry.

“Dumbas-“

“What took you so long? I was getting tired.” I had almost forgot about the Scotsman.

“Bleh, I’m going to bed.” He smirked before shaking his head.

“Nope, you promised me.” I was going to question his memory when he hoisted me up and over his back.

“What the fuck!” I yelled earning pat on the butt.

“Ah ah ah! No cursing for the princess. And if ye want this ‘ungodly’ hour to go smoothly then ye will come with me.” I blew some strands of hair from my face as he flipped me over and carried me princess style (irony) through the servant’s courters.

Busting through the doors, I was hit with the fresh air of Sicily.

“You know, maybe I could get some fun out of this.” I said earning a hardy chuckle from Allistor.

“Trust me, you will.” I smiled before jumping out of his arms and throwing off my hair cap allowing my tresses to fall to my (h/l).

“Lets go and get drunk!” I said enthusiastically while running ahead towards town.

“Sure! I like this side of you.”  He smirked once more before chasing after my darkening form.

End of chapter.