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Trickery (england x reader) by Miabia100


Foolery

 

‘England’ x Reader

 

“Help”

 

“Help me…”

 

“Please someone help me…”

 

There was a lone figure hidden from the bright moon, deep within an alleyway.

 

“Please….help..h…e…lp”

 

(f/n)(l/n).

 

If you were to get a closer look you could see the vibrant markings that swell against her skin. Her hair was disheveled and there was dry blood crusted against her forehead and nose. Fresh blood dripped from her moaning mouth.

 

Most of her clothes were either reduced to sheds of clothe or covered in muck, but one thing was still intact.

 

Her detectives badge.

 

This was no ordinary girl, this girl was a world renowned detective.

 

She was on a case, the hardest one of her career.

 

But it seems that she was unable to complete it.

 

She could remember just last week, her boss, Mr. Kirkland had given her the task of finding England’s most notorious villain.

 

Jack the Ripper.

 

He killed his victims mercilessly, cutting them to mere pieces of flesh and bone; leaving the police baffled.

 

(f/n) had been known for her amazing finds and solving’s. She was even considered to be a real life Sherlock Holms.

 

The detective of the century.

 

Ha, what a laugh. She couldn’t even figure out such an easy case, or so it seemed.

 

Her boss Mr. Kirkland couldn’t have found an even worse detective.

 

Ah. Mr. Kirkland.

 

A man of his word and a word of his will.

 

He was her boss and the queens loyal dog.

 

He obeyed everything he was told, so when the queen had requested his works he immediately turned to (f/n) for help on the subject.

 

Being the prideful person she was she agreed before he even explained the problem.

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“Yes sir! I’m on it!”

 

“Are you sure (f/n)?”


“Of course! Don’t doubt me sir.”

 

“I would never, you’d kill me if I tried.”

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But that was a week ago.

 

Without so much as another victims mangled corpse did (f/n) get even a lead.

 

His killings were at random and his choices were odd.

 

Only women whom were prostitutes ones that wouldn’t be missed.

 

“Ugh…..help..” She moaned once more.

 

Being attacked and hit rapidity by the man in pink.

 

Who the hell was this man and why did he just out right attack her on her way home from work.

 

It didn’t matter now, it was over. She was half naked covered in the dirt and grime of 1800’s London.

 

“Please….someone….AH!” Scared out of her wits she looked to the hand in front of her.

 

“(f/n)? Are you alright? What happened?” Hearing the voice of her boss she smiled slightly.

 

“I was attacked.” He looked down.

 

“By the ripper?” She shook her head.

 

“No….a man in pink.” Kirkland’s eyes went dark.

 

“Is that so?” (f/n) was confused when he took his hand back and glared at her.

 

“Did he have bright lavender eyes with tints of blue?” She nodded quickly.

 

“Yes! Yes, that’s him, is he a new criminal?” She asked hopefully.

 

“No.” He spoke coldly before smiling.

 

“Lets get you home, yeah?” She was about to rise when he pushed her down.

 

“Not yet, we have to clean you up first.” He said happily.

 

“Mr. Kirk-“ He cut her off.

 

“So did he have light blonde hair? Like this?” He pushed his dirty blonde hair slightly and the wig fell over.

 

“Mr. Kirk-“

 

“And what of this? Pink eyes huh?” He rubbed his eyes and his beautiful ember iris’ fell out.

 

“Contacts….” She was beyond frightened.

 

“How about those clothes?” He pulled off his trousers and removed his green trench coat.

 

Pink.

 

All bright pink.

 

“You look surprised. Are you not happy? You caught me.” She couldn’t breath as she scuttled slowly against a brick wall lifting up her trusty knife.

 

“Oh would you look at that. Stab me.” He leaned in closer to the young maiden.

 

“Go on.” He grabbed her hand and poked his throat before pulling back in laughter.

 

“You can’t even do it!” He wiped some tears from his eyes and spoke again.

 

 “I had to change my looks, to change my very personality to get you to look at me. How are you not satisfied! I became the very formal, boring, snob of a man that you’d always seemed to have a taste for.” He spat out quickly.

 

“But-“


“No buts (f/n), you took to long and now you candies gone! Hahaha! Goodbye!” He smiled graciously before pointing his knife her way.

 

“See you in the sugar coated hills of Hell.”

 

“No..”

 

“Please no…”

 

“AHH-“

 

The bright red was enticing, almost like the strawberry syrup flown across the top of vanilla ice cream; perhaps he’d take a few samples to put into his next cupcake.

 

But the sound of her gurgling was what set him off, he’d began to nod his head as if listening to a musical.

 

“You have a beautiful voice Ms. (f/n).

 

Her eyes began to roll into the back of her head as the tears flew down her face.

 

“Welcome to your worst nightmare.” He finished slicing at her throat until she was unrecognizable.

 

The ripper shall live on.

 

In all of us.

                

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This is my final contest entry for 'House of Hetalia's' 'Innumerable themes' This is number 149

TWIST ENDING~

In case you are confused about the ending: It explains how you have to change yourself to get things.....except sometimes those things don't like being pushed back into your mind.....and sometimes you may just go.....insane.
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:iconskylathegirlsr:
skylathegirlSR Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Wale den
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:iconmiabia100:
Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 19, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
bish whet? 
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HxK-Aimi-KxH Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Student Writer
Would this be better for an 2p! England not an England?
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
'England'
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Isabellathekiller16 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *so speechless*
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:iconigame101:
IGame101 Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
woah what
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:iconmiabia100:
Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Because Oliver is crazy haha
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IGame101 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ok

seems legit
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:icongtwinner621:
GTWinner621 Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Student Writer
Did anyone get the Black Butler reference?
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:iconmiabia100:
Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I made a reference? 
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GTWinner621 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Writer
Jack the Ripper ... Grell Sutcliff (Fangirling) [V2] <- That my friend is Jack the Ripper from Black Butler... Flirty and some say Bi-sexual guy from black butler, who just happens to be a Shinigami
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Jack the ripper was a mass murder who killed and defiled prostitutes from the 1800's but I suppose Grell and Madam Red would count as well to some extent at least. 
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GTWinner621 Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2014  Student Writer
Oh... Got it
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NyanCat001 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
"You took too long, now your candy's gone."
Bee and Puppycat, anyone?~
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
AHHHH YOU GOT THE REFERENCE! I LOVE YOU! 
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13th-Program Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Student General Artist
awesome XD
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:iconmiabia100:
Miabia100 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad you liked it!
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13th-Program Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2014  Student General Artist
you're welcome! :D
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LucyAllocca Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2014  Student Artist
DA NA NA! That's the sound of a twist ending or plot twist... whatever the hell it's called, anyways that was Fantastic! :icon9thdoctorplz:
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XD Thanks!
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purplediamon3071 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
0.0
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:iconmiabia100:
Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
O0O Indeed!
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DigiOtaku123 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I swear, this is the only fanfiction where Reader-chan dies and I still liked it. 
I NORMALLY HATE FANFICTION LIKE THAT BUT THIS I LOVED!!!!
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
I'm glad you enjoyed it poppet! :icon2penglandwantsplz:
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DigiOtaku123 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
GAAH! GET HIM AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!! :icondontwantplz:
Seriously, out of all the 2ps, England is the only one that really freaks me out. 
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
He's just so much awesome fun! I think i may make a future story about him involving moodswings!
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Choclate-Dreams Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Student General Artist
Me a detective and loyal?BAH!That just me acting,my lazy arse ain't gonna approve of it.I'd rather stalk oliver and his cuppy cakes cuz....

I LAB SWEETS,I AM MENTALLY MARRIED TO THEM EXCEPT THEY DISAPPEAR BEFORE THE WEDDINGIeatthemwithoutknowing
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
....I likes me sum sweets toooo :iconjizzinmypantsplz:
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BlueWoundedWolf Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I.......
that twist tho
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:iconmiabia100:
Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Ah. Yes, the twist endings of doom! Mwahahaha! ^w^ 
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johnegderp413 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Student Artist
That twist. My god that plot twist was so unexpected!
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks! :icon2penglandlickplz: You were delicious~
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hetaliagurlizzy Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013
:iconwhatthehellplz: well that was in unexpected plot twist. But I liked it!!!! :iconeyebrowbeamplz:
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icon2penglandlickplz: Glad to hear....you were simply delicous deary~
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CookiePandax3 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dat twist :iconpervyenglandplz: :iconrainbrowsplz: eh, Ollie is okie BUT ARTHUR NO NO NO. I SHOULD'VE LOOKED AT THE QUOTES AT "England" X Reader AT FIRST. :iconcannotevenplz:
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
DA! Lol must people don't notice that! :iconscaryenglandplz: I'm not real!!! (Lol I had too)
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CookiePandax3 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
People of DeviantART, you know nothing! Go adopt an Iggy today?! :iconshockedenglandplz:
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
BAHAHAHA! TIS IMPOSSIBLE! :iconpissedenglandplz: I AM NOT FOR SALE!
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CookiePandax3 Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
TOO BAD IGGY ITS EITHER YOU OR MY HEAD. NOW GET YOUR BRITISH ARSE OVER THERE. *le push* :iconenglandwtfplz:
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:iconscaredenglandplz: Help me~ *whispers as you grab him*
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Smiley2BSapphire Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
~ Baka please! I'm the :iconmoonplz: Holmes is spelled with an E! 
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
.....O....HAHAHA! :iconmoonplz: MIEN FREUND! HOW YOU BEEN!?
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Smiley2BSapphire Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Gut mein freund! Gut danke! I know so little German it's sad...
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
GUT!!! Hahaha its ok! I know a little bit as well! i'm more fluent in español!
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Smiley2BSapphire Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
I'm more fluent in Tagalog and English!
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Whats a tagalog? Lol I love me some rapid english too!

Ireallydontseehowpeopledontunderstandmewhenispeaklikethisevenwhentheyareamerican!?lol
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Smiley2BSapphire Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Tagalog is the language of the Filipinos in the Philippines! I love to speak fast as well! DoyoureallywannaknowwhyIspeaklikethis? IdunnoIspeakreallyfastandIevenconfusemyownparents!
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Thats so cool! ^^ rapidenglishissoeasybecuasetherearenobreaks!myfriendslookatmelikeimcrazywheneveridoitthough^^
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DerpyHetaMuffin Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ollie?...:iconohnononoplz: :icondonotwantplz: :icondannynoplz: :iconhowaboutno-plz: ARTHUR!!!!! Come back! I'll eat the scones!!!
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Miabia100 Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
:icon2penglandderpplz: ~Bahahaha! Arthur's not real! Lets eat cupcakes together, gumdrop! 
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