Nude Hero 2

(Shannen x America)

Personal reader insert

Last gift to my baby Shan~darling, things bought to get hilariously steamy

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“Babies…?” The American pondered this for a moment….what exactly do babies have to do with anything? Shannen continued to gaze into his baby blue eyes with a look of content and knowing.

“You know what I’m talking bout’….” She wiggled her eyebrow causing Alfred to laugh hysterically, she couldn’t be, right? …Right?

“How about I tell you what your friend said instead?” Shannen put down what appeared to be a jar of lube but who was to tell, it was dark so it could have been peanut butter…..maybe. “She told me that you needed help and that you would only accept it if it was from me.” Alfred paused and smiled brightly warming her frozen heart of yaoi. “So, here I am your he—“ he looked down, “—nude hero.” Shannen giggled and sat up from her bed, walking over to him before climbing up his shoulders like a monkey.

“Now. You are mine, forever and ever.” Her brown eyes turned to slits as she repeated those words in his ear, “no wandering off back to whatever haven you came from, you’re trapped now.” Alfred face palmed, trapped? Wandering? Haven? What was she talking about?....no….she was one of those….

“Y-yeah!” His voice hitched in fear, this was probably one of the only girls that had ever scared him…I mean…she was just a girl but something about her scared him.. “The bathroom please?” Shannen smiled brightly, pointing towards her door.

“Down the hall to your left, if you please cutie.” Alfred nodded slowly quickly grabbing hold of the brass door he sprinted down the hall to the bathroom and shut the door. Staring into the mirror he tried to think of what her friend had told him before poofing him here. His cheeks were bright red and his hair was completely disheveled.

“What did she say…” Thinking back to the ominous young woman, he concurred what she’d said in the nick of time.

“Alfie?!” Shannen cried coming down the hall to come and try to sway him. “Are you almost done? I’m making hamburgers. As tempted as those burgers sounded America kept his mouth shut and his eyes on the prize. Getting home and putting on some normal clothes, then maybe, just maybe, he’d come back and have burgers with her. He continued to stare at the mirror before chanting a few words that she’d said along with the ones that Arthur had said…. they were similar so he was sure that at least one of them would work so he picked one…

“MAMA I LOVE YOU, P.O.P HOLD IT DOWN! PIMP SQUAD BABY FO LIFE.” (dat reference yo) He made sure to use the worst accent as possible when suddenly a bright orange light appeared from the mirror, he could make out England as well as the girl from before, they seemed to be arguing about something.

“Stupid Arthur! Why can’t I just summon him!?” England’s eyebrows shot up like cannons.

“You stupid girl! Why do you think? If you brought him here I’m sure he’d be upset! Plus! You wouldn’t let him leave!” England retorted, the girl only glared turning over to the pot. Without so much as an eyelash she began to say something in what sounded like backwards English. “YOU’VE DONE IT NOW! YOU’VE CONJURED SATAN!” England shouted fearing the return of Sat—Russia. A splash of blue light filled the room they were in, another person had entered.

“It worked!” She cried happily before jumping up and down in success.

A tall man rubbed his eyes before throwing his hands up in a fighting stance, his small hat falling to the ground. “Ce naiba!?” Clapping her hands she ran over and hugged him tightly freaking him out. America shook his head and entered through the hole in the mirror surprising everyone.

“Um…is this a bad time?” All eyes where him many of whom were glaring, well at least the girls were.

“Yes, it is! Why aren’t you with Shannen? She kept begging me to use my magic to bring you to her….” The girl sighed and shook her head, who Alfred assumed to be the vampire freak from Rome(?) tried to sneak away only to be man handled by the female.

“She was creeping me out, kept saying something about never letting me leave.” This caused Arthur to stifle his laughs, choking on his spit.

“You should have stayed with her, it would have been a match made in heaven.” This caused Alfred to grumble before walking over to the large black couldren that seemed to sprout colors left and right. “I’m going home, how does this work?” He pointed a finger over to the ‘couple.’

“That thing? Um….” Her eyes lifted up to meet with gorgeous vermillion—bright red eyes, a look of confusion passed through them.

“What? Do you think I know how? I suck at couldren based spells…give me a book and I might be able to take you home…for a price of course.” Alfred flinched as Vladimir showed his fangs his way causing Mia to bop him in the head.

“No flirting!” She grumbled out angrily making him back down greatly.

“For free…” The blonde grinned at this; his older brother wouldn’t do it so maybe the creep would. Mia slid a book off of her bookshelf and handed it to him. “Thanks.”

“Of course~” She batted a few eyelashes his way causing him to blush. A few spells where thrown left and right when a portal appeared besides the three of them, Arthur still in the corner trying to regain himself.

“Ok, everything’s ready.” England quickly waltzed over before throwing Mia a look of shame as if saying ‘stupid girl.’ Romania was finally able to pry Mia’s arms from off of him only to hear her sniffle.

“Aw, you just got here!” She pouted causing him to stop in his tracks and hug her goodbye, kissing her cheek before handing her a rose out of thin air.

“For you, draga. Until next time.” In a flaming daze the girl fell to her knees a large smile on her face.

“Until next time~!” She called out as he vanished into the portal, chuckle vanishing behind him. Finally, (AHEM AHEM AHEM, THIS IS A SHANNAN STORY NOT A MIA STORY SO BUTT THE FUCK OUT!...Sorry...)  Alfred made his way into it when suddenly a certain black head jumped into the room, her brown eyes set on Alfred who at this point began to freak out.

“H-h-hey Shannen!” Shannen shook her head, an evil laugh erupting from her mouth. “I’m coming right now.” Afraid of her wrath he quickly crawled back in through the hole and into her bathroom. “So, hamburgers right?” Her face suddenly morphed back to her happy go lucky self, a warm blush danced across her cheeks.

“Indeed!~” Linking arms she laid her head across his broad chest causing his glasses to fog up. “I’ll make sundaes too!” This caught his attention immediately, and like a puppy ne ran ahead of her to the kitchen.

“YAASSSSS!” He fist pumped pulling out the vanilla ice cream and chocolate sauce. “You’re the best dudette!” Shannen paused and giggled softly.

“Duh, I know I am.” 

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A fantastically delicious Shannen made meal later America was stuffed, his belly full with sweets and meats he was crashed on the couch in what appeared to be a food coma.

“What’s a girl to do?” She’d just finished cleaning up the food fight that they had mere minutes ago. Somewhat tired as well she walked over to the couch he was resting at and bent down, so tempted to give him a peck on the lips…just this once. She could smell the vanilla and strawberry on his lips making it ever more enticing just when she was a few breaths away his eyes opened wide.

They softened as they meet with her brown ones. “If you’re gonna steal a kiss you have to be sneakier.” She opened her mouth to argue only for them to be engulfed by his, his hand around her face as if to bring her closer to him.

They pulled away, her cheeks bright, his tinged slightly; she spoke up, “as if this was anymore sneaky.” She giggled, him jumping in, chest rumbling.

“I think I could get used to coming here—not forever but very, very often. Is that cool?” She thought for a second.

“I’d love that.”

“Me too.”