Turtle Man Strikes Again!
 
(Italy x Reader)
 
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“Are you sure?”

 

“Yes I’m positive frau! Go and knock his pants off! Kesesese~”

 

“Bruder. Don’t say things like that.”

 

“Then tell her she looks sexy!”

 

“Uh-“

 

“It’s fine, really guys!”

 

Chuckling to myself I walked over to my silly older brothers and hugged them both tightly.

 

“I’m just worried about the blind date….Antonio set us up.” Seeing as though I’ve ben a little down in the dumps as of lately he tried cheering me up….but I have low self esteem.

 

How I got it? I dunno seeing as I had such youthful brothers….at least Gil was.

 

“Tell her!” Gilbert smacked Ludwig across the back earning him a heated glare.

 

“Y-you look wünderbar.” I giggled slightly at his reddening face.

 

“How do you expect to get some one to like you if you cant even compliment your  schwester?” Gilbert asked as he went to fetch my heels.

 

“Ignore him, I think you’ll make a great husband to that lucky person.” Leaning on my tippy toes I kissed his forehead before hugging him tightly.

 

Besides, I think I’m the one with the most trouble…

 

“Danke (f/n).” Giving me one of his rare smiles I went over to where Gilbert was.

 

“Here! Hurry up, don’t ruin the date before it even starts!” Gilbert throws my (f/c) heels at me causing me to go into ninja mood.

 

“Watch it Gil! I’ll call the she-devil.” Shrieking slightly the Prussian ran up the stairs.

 

“R-remember to tell me how it goes!” Chuckling, Ludwig grinned before pushing me out the door gently.

 

“Spaß haben, I’ll watch the idiot.” Nodding I proceeded to walk down the street on this oddly warm November night.

 

“I wonder what to expect…Toni said that he was sweet, funny, and very truthful…I hope he knows what he’s getting into seeing as though I don’t look as good as the other girls…” Sighing loudly I looked to my sides to see other girls flaunting what they had and looking good doing it.

 

If I ever tried that I’d look like a clown.

 

Maybe if I did my hair differently.

 

Or if I smiled more.

 

How about some weight (loss or gain)?

 

I don’t know anymore…

 

Walking to the restaurant I was asked to go to, I looked for the sorry man who would be dinning with me tonight.

 

All I saw were couples and other girls until one man in particular caught my attention.

 

Light auburn almost red hair neatly combed to its sides, pure hazel eyes open in excitement. He was somewhat lean but I was sure there was some muscle under his clean black dress shirt and teal colored tie with matching black pants and shoes.

 

He looked amazing…

 

I wonder if I could try and talk to him before my date arrives…

 

Or maybe not.

 

Sighing and turning away I sat on a bench in front of the expensive French restaurant and waited.

 

….and waited.

 

“Spero che lei non ha cancellato....” Looking back over to the handsome male whom I guessed was Italian by his accented foreign words; he walked over to where I was sitting, sorrow eyed.

 

“Ciao bella, may I sit here?” He asked, he was even cuter up close.

 

Blushing like a mad women I nodded not trusting my voice.

 

“Gracie!” He cheered before tapping his pant leg.

 

…

…

…

 

This is awkward, maybe I should say something?

 

Then again….I could embarrass myself…yet again.

 

“Ehi-“

“Um-“

 

“You go first!” I yelled loudly, dammit (f/n)…

 

“No! Bella, you go first, you are a pretty lady anyways.” Blushing darkly again I opened my mouth and a wave of words came out.

 

“OH!thankyoubutiwasjustgoingtoaskwhyyouwereoutherebyyourselfseeingasyouweresohandsomeandallbutwhereisthelady!hahahahaimsorrydidiembarassyouPLEASEJUSTIGNOREME!” I shouted the last part at the top of my lungs earning weird glances from surprised couples.

 

“Um…OH!” He giggled before analyzing what I said.

 

Why would you do this!? I asked myself, I mean he is Italian what if he has no idea what I said….

 

Stupid insecurities..

 

“Well, I am on a date…er at least I’m suppose to be on a date with a pretty lady that my cousin set me up with…” I nodded already seeing where this was going, no chances at all.

 

“Ok.” He grabbed my hand and pecked it gently.

“What about you bella signorina?” He asked, making me stutter out my words.

 

“I-I’m waiting on a date as well, though I think he saw me and ran away..” WHY IN THE WORLD WAS I TELLING A STRANGE (BEAUTIFUL) MAN THIS???

 

Get together (f/n)! Where’s your pride?

 

“COSA! How could you think that! You’re the prettiest ragazza I’ve seen all night!” He flailed his arms all about causing me to giggle; I covered my mouth.

 

“There we go! A smile, move your hand, I think you should show off one of your many appealing features!” He cheered; I removed my hand showing my pearly whites, curtsy of Ludwig and his intense regiment of morning hygiene for me as a child.

 

“G-gracie?” I didn’t know much Italian but I tried it out, his already bright eyes brightened as he hugged me tightly.

 

“Cosa! Parli la mia lingua madre?!” Unable to fully understand anything beyond madre because of Toni I just nodded.

 

“Thank you for sitting with me- what’s your name?” He asked quickly.

 

Guess he sees his date, although she’s like forty minutes late. Bitch.

 

“(F/n).” I could feel peoples’ eyes on me causing me to shrink into my shell again.

 

“Ah! Molto piuttosto! I’m Feliciano! But you can call me Feli!” I nodded, he had a very…..Italian name.

 

“I like your name too-“

 

“Look at that dress girl…what the hell! It’s not summer anymore, (bright color) is so not in.” I looked over to some snide looking girls as they gossiped probably about me….

 

I looked down at my (bright color)ed dress.

 

Looks like I’ve embarrassed myself again…

 

 Falling to my knees I sat, still in shock. Turning towards the rising moon of the night was it then that I could feel my eyes glisten as I fought to be strong in front of such a handsome man.

 

I could here my sibling’s voices already, laughing at another failed date….again.

 

“You go and apologize!” I heard an angered accented voice from where the girls were.

 

Looking to them I saw Feli yelling at the (frightened) girls.

 

He looked pissed.

 

Stomping over to me, he grabbed my shoulders and pushed me to his well-toned chest giving me a warm hug.

 

Ah~ the male anatomy.

 

Anyways, he let go of my arm and pulled me over to where people were walking back and forth from.

 

Without saying another word he walked up to the closest man and asked him a question.

 

“Do you think this girl is pretty?” The man’s eyes widened before he eyed me.

 

Smiling he nodded.

 

“Dude, she’s hot.” Casually making a clicking noise with his tongue towards me he walked away.

 

Not having time to blush Feli asked another person and then another and even a man with a wife.

 

“She’s fantastico!”

 

“I’d say fierce darling, fierce! Grr!”

 

“She’s the picture of perfection.

 

“Them legs are all I have to say. Mmmm.”

 

“I love your dress! Where’d you get it! And yes, she is very attractive! I’ve got to get Tim a date with you!”

 

“SEXY!”

 

“Fabulosity to the fullest!”

 

“Brings a whole new level to the female anatomy with that beauty!”

 

After about another ten minutes of this Feliciano finally turned to me.

 

“ Listen….I know it’s only been thirty min-“

 

“An hour.” He smiled.

 

“Look at that confidence! Hahaha, anyways, what I’m trying to say is that I’d love to go on a date with you! Formally this time.” Feeling my heart speed up times ten I nodded happily hugging him tightly.

 

“I’m so glad (f-“

 

“Geez! If I’d known the date would’ve gone that well I would’ve set it up earlier!” Being cut off again I turned to see the culprit.

 

“Toni?”

 

“Cugino?”

 

Looking at the Spanish musician, I glared.

 

“My date never arrived! I waited for about an hour before Feliciano here, sat with me.” Antonio’s face was red in laughter.

 

“SI! The pretty bella you promised never came and didn’t even bother to cancel!” Feli cried.

“No puedo! No puedo! I quit! HAHAHA!! He laughed loudly.

 

“You did go on a date with who I told you about! I’m glad it ended up going well!” Looking over to Feli I felt my lips twitch into a smile.

 

“You were my date?” He chuckled.

 

“I guess so! I’m glad! You’re the first girl who didn’t only want me for my money or my brother!”

 

“FUSOSOSOSOSO~ ANTONIO THE MAGNIFICENT STRIKES AGAIN! NANANANANA! TURTLE MAN!” Running off into the distance Toni disappeared.

 

What the hell…

 

“I’m glad I agreed to the date Feli.” Bending down slightly he placed his lips to my ear.

 

“I’m glad you did too bella.~”